An apple a day can keep anyone away. You just gotta throw it hard enough.
Sometimes my Shrink's an idiot...
Him: So how are you today? The receptionist said you don't feel so good, what's up?
Me: Well, I think I am having several panic attacks right now. I feel quite anxious...
Him: Panic attacks? Like, how would you describe them?
Me (with a 'seriously?' expression): Well, my heart is pounding quite fast, I'm trembling/shaking, and my hands are sweaty and I just want to run away.
Him: Well, are you excited about anything?
Me: ... Uh, no? I'm gonna meet my grandparents later but that actually makes me happy and calms me...
we talk for several more minutes
Him: Oh right, before you leave, I have to measure your blood pressure and stuff. (takes the blood measure thingy). Oh, your pulse is quite fast and it's very high... I put it on you being excited meeting your grandparents.
Me: .... yes.
seriously? I don't think he's even listening to me whatsoever... What the fuck. It's my medication because one of the side effects is that you get anxious (or in my case. even more so) and he once quit it because they thought I had arrhythmia ... WHY are you so idiotic..
